Spongebob Penishands

From time to time, my eagle-eyed wife will pick out something on television that I never would have noticed. She’s much more observant than I am. She treated me to one of her finds this evening while we were going through recordings on our Tivo. She told me she’d recorded a Spongebob Squarepants for me, which immediately made me groan. I love Nickelodeon and cartoons, but I hate Spongebob. She’d saved it, she told me, because she’d been disgusted by what she’d felt was a hidden penis. I’m sure you’re familiar with the hidden penis phenomenon. Artists working on children’s movies, often for Disney, are rumored to draw penises into the backgrounds of the movies they’re working on. My wife felt like the hidden penis she’d seen in Spongebob Squarepants had gone just a little too far. It took me half a second to register the hidden penis she’d found. Once you see it, you can’t unsee it.

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She pointed out that Spongebob’s hands formed a penis during a dance sequence in the “I Heart Dancing” episode. I ran to the internet to see if this was something others had picked up on. I didn’t immediately see anything other than someone pointing out that Squidward’s head looked like a penis in the frames immediately preceding the sequence we’d been discussing. TWO PENISES? Yes, there are two hidden penises in fifteen seconds in this one episode of Spongebob Squarepants! You’re welcome, Internet.